CATY & JACK PARKER'S WEDDING RINGS STOLEN

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HAPPY/UNHAPPY COUPLE

THIEF

A CREEP thief snuck into a church and stole a couples wedding clothes and jewelry on the night before their big day. 
Caty and Jack Parker had been rehearsing the ceremony in the Trinity Lutheran Church in Des Moines, WA when the thin, female burglar struck. 
When they returned to their dressing room they found the bride’s bag, shoes and jewellery and the groom’s wedding ring were missing.
It contained Caty’s family heirloom jewellery was gone – but luckily her wedding dress had not been taken.
She told King 5:"I was devastated at that moment. It took me a while to realize it’s not the stuff that is important it's who you marry." 
Jack added: "Pretty much everything got stolen – except for her dress – that she needed for the next day."
Thankfully the couple managed to replace the stolen goods before their nuptials.
But the thief went onto use their stolen ATM cards, in total charging $600 to their accounts.
Dressed all in black, was caught on surveillance camera lurking in the corridors of the Holy Trinity Lutheran church before she robbed the bridal party. 
Now the Parkers hope someone will be able to identify the woman, who is slight and wire a pony tail. 
Jack explained: "She walked out with three or four bags. She just went in and snatched it and walked out the door like nothing happened.
"She walked out there and we think she might have had a car out there." 
The newlyweds added that they hope the woman gets the help she needs.   
Cops are investigating.

TRANNY DOC ONEAL RON HARRIS: 'I'M THE VICTIM'

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'I'M THE VICTIM'

THE FAT assed tranny accused of running a black market butt enhancement business which used cement and Fix-a-Flat for injections has denied the charges against him and said his victims are lying. Oneal Ron Harris 30, allegedly caused life threatening injuries after promising a bigger booty, as we reported here.
Lab results determined that the substances injected into the victim included "household and automotive products to include superglue, mineral oil and 'Fix-a-Flat,"But the man who lives as a woman told NBC Miami: "They didn't catch me doing anything so it's just allegations," Morris said. "I'm innocent, I really am innocent or whatever." "It sounds bizarre but I just don't think, how can America feel like a person could even put cement in somebody's bottom."
He added: "These allegations...I didn't do any of these things to these people, just know these people who are lying are ruining my life," Morris said.
"They keep on lying, but you know, the truth will prevail and that's why we have courts and stuff like that."
Morris and alleged accomplice Coray Eubank are out of jail on bond, each charged with two counts of practicing medicine without a license.
Cops believe more victims are out there and are urging them to come forward. But Morris said the accusations have made her the victim.He said: "If anybody's a victim, it's definitely me."

KILLER CRAIG LEDE TOOK 'TROPHY PHOTOS' OF VICTIMS

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BATTERED

LEDE

A TWISTED killer snapped pictures of his young victims before running errands with the female corpse in the trunk of his car. 
Craig Lede allegedly beat Dana Nelson, 28, and John Ketsemidis, 29, over a drug debt of just $40. 
It's thought all three were hooked on prescription drugs, which were linked to a pill clinic which has recently closed. 
Lede told cops he killed the couple because he was tired of being "screwed about" over a small debt, so he'd killed the pair. 
Sheriff Al Nienhuis told Bay News 9 that Ketsemidis and Nelson had gone to Lede’s home to talk about their debt when he attacked them with a bat. 
According to the arrest warrant: "Once the victims were down and helpless, the defendant struck them in the head and upper body several times causing eventual death."
After taking the sick pictures, he stuffed Nelson's body into the trunk of her boyfriend's car and went to Ketsemidis' parents home where he demanded $40. 
They refused to hand over the cash and called cops, when they saw he was driving his son's car. 
After finding the bodies, police said that Lede confessed to the double murder.Sheriff Nienhuis added: "Although we cannot link this heinous and senseless crime directly to the abuse of prescription drugs, there is little doubt that it significantly contributed to the deaths of these two young people.
"This is a perfect example that prescription drug abuse is not a victimless or a non-violent crime."

VIRGINIA VALDEZ TRIED TO LOP OFF HUBBY'S COCK

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SCISSORS

BOBBIT

THEY say the first cut is the deepest but for Virginia Valdez' husband it was also the most painful - as she tried to cut off his penis with a pair of scissors. 
It's unclear how successful the 69-year-old was with her eye-watering attack, but it's believed that she didn't do a Bobbit and completely sever her husbands member. 
Her spouse 62, who's name has not been released called cops late Saturday and told them of the attack and when officers arrived they found him bleeding profusely and the bloody weapon nearby. 
“They were more heavy duty than the standard office scissors,”  Palm Springs Police Sgt. Kyle Stjerne told the Herald Sun, adding that they resembled poultry shears.
He added that the couple had been married for 32 years and the cause of Saturday’s fight remains under investigation.
He explained: “It was just a long-standing marital dispute, and we are not sure what caused her to do it."
Valdez was arrested on suspicion of mayhem, assault with a deadly weapon and spousal abuse.
Online jail records say she was released Sunday and is scheduled to appear in court next month.
Police say the man was treated at a hospital for injuries in the penis area and released.

Why Abbey Clancy gets naked in bizarre striptease and who called Mila Kunis a 'dirty Jewess?

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Why Abbey Clancy gets naked in bizarre striptease and who called Mila Kunis a 'dirty Jewess?

  

Why Abbey Clancy gets naked (video)

The model kicked off her clothes and paraded her breasts around in a somewhat awkward fashion for the magazine's Advent Calendar. We didn't think that it was possible for Abbey Clancy to NOT be sexy, regardless of what she's doing. Eating a burger? Sexy! Cleaning the bathroom? Sexy! Walking down the street with baby sick on her cardigan? Sexy! But... doing a strip tease while (minimally) dressed as Little Bo Beep? Not sexy!We know, it sounds insane - but take a look at the video below and see for yourselves - it's like that time we got drunk and made a music video with our mates. '


Dance sexier, dance sexier!', we said to ourselves, before watching it the next day and thinking: 'Yeah, that really isn't sexy. It felt sexy...' See what we mean? In theory, Abbey is doing everything correctly - whipping off her top, flopping her boobs about, coming



in for a close up, strutting about with her pert bottom on show - but there's something not quite right about it.  It's almost as if she's rehearsing a disjointed version to go through the steps - but isn't putting her all into it, because no one's pressed record.Is she comfortable? Is Abbey is having a good time? Does she really want to be dancing about with her bra on the floor? We're not sure... her smile is saying yes, but her eyes are saying no.Are we thinking into this two much? We should just sit back and enjoy the breasts, shouldn't we? Yeah.

Who Lebel Mila Kunis a 'dirty Jewess'?

Mila Kunis has been targeted in an anti-Semitic rant. A slur was reportedly made against the 29-year-old actress - who has been dating Two And A Half Men star Ashton Kutcher for nine months - by a politician in her native Ukraine. According to gossip website TMZ.com, Jewish organisations around the globe are furious that Igor Miroshnichenko said the Ted star was not a true Ukrainian and called her a 'zhydovka.'


The statement translates as 'dirty Jewess' and is reportedly a derogatory word against Jewish people that was used during the Holocaust, TMZ said.Protests have broken out in recent days after the Ukrainian Justice Ministry ruled that using the term to describe a Jewish person was legal, turning back a petition demanding that the offensive word be banned from the public sphere. Mila has yet to respond to the politician's remarks. The successful actress opened up about her early childhood growing up in the Ukraine earlier this year. She said: 'My whole family was in the Holocaust. My grandparents passed and not many survived. 'After the Holocaust, in Russia you were not allowed to be religious. So my parents raised me to know I was Jewish. 'You know who you are inside. When I was in school you would still see anti-Semitic signs.  'One of my friends who grew up in Russia, she was in second grade. She came home one day crying. Her mother asked why and she said on the back of her seat there was a swastika. 'This is a country that obviously does not want you.' When the actress was seven her parents Mark, a mechanical engineer, and mum Elvira, a physics teacher, decided to move to the US with Mila and her brother Michael.

WTF??? JORAN VAN DER SLOOT SUES VICTIM'S FATHER

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NO SHAME

FAMILY SUED

DEADLY Dutchman Joran Van Der Sloot is rubbing salt in the already deep wounds by launching an astonishing $10 million lawsuit against his victim's father.
The shameless accused killer, who allgedly admitted to cops that he killed Peruvian student Stephany Flores in a Lima hotel room is claiming his human rights were violated when he was extradited from Peru to Chile, to face murder charges.
He reportedly confessed to killing the 21-year-old after he found her reading about the Natalee Holloway case on his laptop.
He has long been prime suspect in the disappearance and presumed death of the pretty American teenager, who vanished on the small Caribbean island of Aruba where she was celebrating her graduation.
Peruvian prosecutors however maintain that he planned to kill Flores, so he could rob her.
Now according to El Commercio he's claiming his arrest in Chile and subsequent extradition to Peru was a violation of human rights.
According to the Lima daily El Comercio, van der Sloot claims there was pressure from Peru's then-President Alan García Pérez on the Chilean government to extradite after he was arrested in Arica, Chile shortly after Flores was killed.
Several other Peruvian officials are named in the lawsuit, along with the murdered girl's father, Ricardo Flores.
It's not the first time the Van der Sloot has raised the same issues of due process and police irregularities, but all his claims that have been dismissed by Peruvian courts.
Peruvian prosecutors are seeking a maximum sentence of 30 years in prison for van der Sloot.

CATY & JACK PARKER'S WEDDING RINGS STOLEN

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HAPPY/UNHAPPY COUPLE

THIEF

A CREEP thief snuck into a church and stole a couples wedding clothes and jewelry on the night before their big day. 
Caty and Jack Parker had been rehearsing the ceremony in the Trinity Lutheran Church in Des Moines, WA when the thin, female burglar struck. 
When they returned to their dressing room they found the bride’s bag, shoes and jewellery and the groom’s wedding ring were missing.
It contained Caty’s family heirloom jewellery was gone – but luckily her wedding dress had not been taken.
She told King 5:"I was devastated at that moment. It took me a while to realize it’s not the stuff that is important it's who you marry." 
Jack added: "Pretty much everything got stolen – except for her dress – that she needed for the next day."
Thankfully the couple managed to replace the stolen goods before their nuptials.
But the thief went onto use their stolen ATM cards, in total charging $600 to their accounts.
Dressed all in black, was caught on surveillance camera lurking in the corridors of the Holy Trinity Lutheran church before she robbed the bridal party. 
Now the Parkers hope someone will be able to identify the woman, who is slight and wire a pony tail. 
Jack explained: "She walked out with three or four bags. She just went in and snatched it and walked out the door like nothing happened.
"She walked out there and we think she might have had a car out there." 
The newlyweds added that they hope the woman gets the help she needs.   
Cops are investigating.

TRANNY DOC ONEAL RON HARRIS: 'I'M THE VICTIM'

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'I'M THE VICTIM'

THE FAT assed tranny accused of running a black market butt enhancement business which used cement and Fix-a-Flat for injections has denied the charges against him and said his victims are lying. Oneal Ron Harris 30, allegedly caused life threatening injuries after promising a bigger booty, as we reported here.
Lab results determined that the substances injected into the victim included "household and automotive products to include superglue, mineral oil and 'Fix-a-Flat,"But the man who lives as a woman told NBC Miami: "They didn't catch me doing anything so it's just allegations," Morris said. "I'm innocent, I really am innocent or whatever." "It sounds bizarre but I just don't think, how can America feel like a person could even put cement in somebody's bottom."
He added: "These allegations...I didn't do any of these things to these people, just know these people who are lying are ruining my life," Morris said.
"They keep on lying, but you know, the truth will prevail and that's why we have courts and stuff like that."
Morris and alleged accomplice Coray Eubank are out of jail on bond, each charged with two counts of practicing medicine without a license.
Cops believe more victims are out there and are urging them to come forward. But Morris said the accusations have made her the victim.He said: "If anybody's a victim, it's definitely me."

KILLER CRAIG LEDE TOOK 'TROPHY PHOTOS' OF VICTIMS

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BATTERED

LEDE

A TWISTED killer snapped pictures of his young victims before running errands with the female corpse in the trunk of his car. 
Craig Lede allegedly beat Dana Nelson, 28, and John Ketsemidis, 29, over a drug debt of just $40. 
It's thought all three were hooked on prescription drugs, which were linked to a pill clinic which has recently closed. 
Lede told cops he killed the couple because he was tired of being "screwed about" over a small debt, so he'd killed the pair. 
Sheriff Al Nienhuis told Bay News 9 that Ketsemidis and Nelson had gone to Lede’s home to talk about their debt when he attacked them with a bat. 
According to the arrest warrant: "Once the victims were down and helpless, the defendant struck them in the head and upper body several times causing eventual death."
After taking the sick pictures, he stuffed Nelson's body into the trunk of her boyfriend's car and went to Ketsemidis' parents home where he demanded $40. 
They refused to hand over the cash and called cops, when they saw he was driving his son's car. 
After finding the bodies, police said that Lede confessed to the double murder.Sheriff Nienhuis added: "Although we cannot link this heinous and senseless crime directly to the abuse of prescription drugs, there is little doubt that it significantly contributed to the deaths of these two young people.
"This is a perfect example that prescription drug abuse is not a victimless or a non-violent crime."

VIRGINIA VALDEZ TRIED TO LOP OFF HUBBY'S COCK

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SCISSORS

BOBBIT

THEY say the first cut is the deepest but for Virginia Valdez' husband it was also the most painful - as she tried to cut off his penis with a pair of scissors. 
It's unclear how successful the 69-year-old was with her eye-watering attack, but it's believed that she didn't do a Bobbit and completely sever her husbands member. 
Her spouse 62, who's name has not been released called cops late Saturday and told them of the attack and when officers arrived they found him bleeding profusely and the bloody weapon nearby. 
“They were more heavy duty than the standard office scissors,”  Palm Springs Police Sgt. Kyle Stjerne told the Herald Sun, adding that they resembled poultry shears.
He added that the couple had been married for 32 years and the cause of Saturday’s fight remains under investigation.
He explained: “It was just a long-standing marital dispute, and we are not sure what caused her to do it."
Valdez was arrested on suspicion of mayhem, assault with a deadly weapon and spousal abuse.
Online jail records say she was released Sunday and is scheduled to appear in court next month.
Police say the man was treated at a hospital for injuries in the penis area and released.

Rabbi accused of indecent acts against 16-year-old

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The Beersheba Magistrate's Court has accused a Rabbi from southern Israel, who served in the past as a Chabbad emissary in the city, of indecent acts against a 16-year-old boy, five years ago.
The indictment reveals that five years ago the rabbi drove under the influence in Beersheba and invited the teen to join him.

When the teen got into the car, the rabbi sexually harassed him and committed indecent acts. 

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SNAP Book From business meetings to social events to first dates to job
interviews, we all encounter new people every day. Our ability to read body cues and convey the right first impression drives the success and quality of our personal and professional lives. Body language expert Patti Wood, a sought-after consultant and speaker to Fortune 500 companies, helps businesses and individuals stand out, create profitable relationships, and thrive in competitive circumstances. Now she brings that knowledge to our daily lives, offering practical and proven guidance on accurately interpreting body cues and creating impressions both in person and digitally.

In SNAP you will learn how to:

• Give the first impression that you intend to give, in a
variety of circumstances

• Build your likability, credibility, and charisma

• Understand how power or the lack of it, is communicated

• Read people quickly and effectively

• Understand that you are constantly forming
“first impressions,” even with people you already know as you begin a new interaction with them

• Discover how to get that rare second chance at a first impression

• Make a good “tech impression” with today’s tech devices in
today’s many technological venues

• Recognize who you can really trust and how to be credible
yourself


Patti Wood, MA, Certified Speaking Professional - The Body Language Expert. For more body language insights go to her website at www.PattiWood.net. Check out Patti's website for her new book "SNAP, Making the Most of First Impressions, Body Language and Charisma" at www.snapfirstimpressions.com. Also check out Patti's YouTube channel at http://youtube.com/user/bodylanguageexpert.

No cure for Paris- attention grabbers

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"Though I often looked for one, I finally had to admit that there could be no cure for Paris." Part of it was the way. The world had ended once already and could again at any moment." This is the first line of the book, "The Paris Wife." a novel written from the perspective of Hemingway's first wife. It was an interesting story, that gives you an insight into the life of a partner of sometimes abusive and often passionate and drunk husband. Reread the opening sentence, as it this first line is a great example of a attention grabber opening.  I certainly agree with the lines sentiments as well. If you have spent time in a outdoor cafe in Paris after a fine meal or a good cup of coffee you return home aching to re experience the magic of Paris.


Patti Wood, MA, Certified Speaking Professional - The Body Language Expert. For more body language insights go to her website at www.PattiWood.net. Check out Patti's website for her new book "SNAP, Making the Most of First Impressions, Body Language and Charisma" at www.snapfirstimpressions.com. Also check out Patti's YouTube channel at http://youtube.com/user/bodylanguageexpert.

How to make your body language work for you during an interview

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Patti was interviewed by Miriam Salpeter of US News on, "How to makeyour body language work for you during an interview." Check the link below!

http://money.usnews.com/money/blogs/outside-voices-careers/2012/12/12/make-your-body-language-work-for-you-during-an-interview

You’vebeen practicing what to say at an interview, but have you considered whatsignals your body language is sending? (The Merrabian research I think youwanted to quote here Is not actually valid. Perhaps better to say it has 4.3times the impact than words alone) Research suggests ____ percent ofcommunication isn’t transmitted via our words, but is broadcast through ouractions and attitude.
PattiWood, author of SNAP: Making the Most ofFirst Impressions, Body Language, and Charisma, suggests the following tipsfrom the book to help you wow your interviewer:
Palm-to-PalmContact Is Key. Wood explains, “My research is theUS and Canada suggests that palm contact is more important than how firm yourgrip is…Ifsomeone shakes hands with you and gives you just her fingers and not her fullpalm, at a subconscious level you may think, ‘What is she hiding? What is shekeeping from me?” Evaluate the all-important handshake and worry less about ifyou have a firm enough grip and more about extending your entire hand and palmwhen you greet someone.
How to Sit. Don’t make yourself smaller in stature. Appear brave by keeping your bodyopen. Wood notes, “Keep your arms open and away from your body, legs uncrossed, andshoulders   back.” Take note of how you sit. Woodexplains, “Research says that women perch, sitting on the edge ofthe seat, curved forward, while men tend to slouch, relying more onthe backrest. Perching the entire time makes you look less powerful.Vary your position, use lots of space, and occasionally place your arms on thearmrest to look confident.” When you position yourself effectively, you’llappear confident, vital, and energetic.
 Show YourHands. Showing your hands helps you appear open, honest andapproachable, so Wood notes, “Don’t hide your hands under the tableor in your pockets or tuck them away. Keep your hands open and in view onthe table or the arms of the chair.” She explains, “Gesture normally. Yourhands show your emotional state. When you close your hand, the amount oftightness and the way the fingers curve show how you feel about the topic. Inan interview, you want to be open, not closed.”
Match andMirror. Research shows that people hire people who are likethem. Use body language to help convince your interviewer that you are a goodfit. Wood suggests you “match and mirror your interviewer enough briefly at the verybeginning of the interview to make him comfortable with you. For example, leanslightly in the direction he is leaning, for instance, or match his smile withone of your own.”
Get Grounded. When the going get tough, the tough get grounded. Wood explains, “When people arenervous, they tend to either move a lot or freeze. To overcome thetoughest interview questions, put both feet firmly on the ground. This makes iteasier to use both hemispheres of the brain— the rational and the creative-emotional.Or, if you feel yourself freeze, move your feet in some way.”
End Well. While first impressions are important, people will also remember the lastthing you do or say. Wood suggests, “The last impression, the recencey effect iscritical and can improve a bad first impression” As the conversation windsdown, make sure your belongings are on the left side of your body so you caneasily shake with your right hand. You may shake hands more than once — whenyou get up, at the door, and after talking for a bit longer while parting.”Even if the interview didn’t go as well as you might have liked, keep focusedand poised until the end and you may be able to improve the impression youleave.
 Patti Wood, MA, Certified Speaking Professional - The Body Language Expert. For more body language insights go to her website at www.PattiWood.net. Check out Patti's website for her new book "SNAP, Making the Most of First Impressions, Body Language and Charisma" at www.snapfirstimpressions.com. Also check out Patti's YouTube channel at http://youtube.com/user/bodylanguageexpert.

Some Humor for the Holidays

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Funny Christmas Card Quotes
Neverworry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they areall 30 feet tall.  - Larry Wilde

Decorate your homes with lots of mistletoe... this won't really help theenvironment... But more kissing has got to be good for world peace. -   ArloGuthrie

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant thananywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing onlyone Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven. -  W. C. Fields

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fatguy with the suit gets all the credit. -  Anonymous

“Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmasturkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... asocial being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almosthuman- like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give ourrespects to its family... " -  BerkeBreathed

Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard,has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the worldunder cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money? - Tom Armstrong

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.  - Victor Borge

You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.  -  RobertPaul

Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very specialtime of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-oldtraditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionallydo this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopperemerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as theThree Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until itled them to a parking space. -  DaveBarry

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene inWashington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't findthree wise men and a virgin. -  Jay Leno

Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for payingbills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hourricher...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "everyidiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled withhis own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should! - Charles Dickens, in A Christmas Carol

The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morningis their husband.  - Joan Rivers

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.  - Anonymous


Patti Wood, MA, Certified Speaking Professional - The Body Language Expert. For more body language insights go to her website at www.PattiWood.net. Check out Patti's website for her new book "SNAP, Making the Most of First Impressions, Body Language and Charisma" at www.snapfirstimpressions.com. Also check out Patti's YouTube channel at http://youtube.com/user/bodylanguageexpert.